ruinedchildhood:

umm

(Source: bvids, via tyleroakley)

(Source: stewarter, via penguinolovestacos)

batreaux:

you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”

(via urbancatfitters)

unclefather:

friend: Are you gonna finish that?

me: 

friend: 

bangcaster:

trying to start homework but you kinda just

image

(Source: kanyeahwest, via foodnun)

vxtalis:

New promo pic for Lana Del Rey’s “Ultraviolence” album leaked

(via beggingyouplease)

(Source: wavvyseal, via unclefather)

Plays: 1468187

petition to make this national anthem

(Source: cretinaaliguera, via circumcising)

methdragon:

the straight agenda

  • nike
  • "how do lesbians have sex"
  • bad facial hair
  • weed socks
  • "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
  • comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet

(via circumcising)

honorings:

If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

(Source: honorings, via circumcising)

oreoofficial:

ahh yes 2014. the 2014th year. 2k14. 2014 years since year 0. the big 2014. the year of 2014. two thousand and fourteen. the ol 20 14

(Source: oreoofficial, via circumcising)

meladoodle:

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

(Source: meladoodle, via circumcising)

knowledgeandlove:

videohall:

Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.

I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video. 

(via circumcising)

gothqirl:

mom how am i supposed to save up drug money if u always want ur change back

(via circumcising)

achoomnida:

if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

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the perfume department 

(via beggingyouplease)