vinesnow:

Me every morning
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(via kingsleyyy)

caseyanthonyofficial:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

"I didn’t wear one because i had an erection and I didn’t want to ruin that"

kingsleyyy:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

pudus:

dont ask me about 2009

(via circumcising)

wearing these during sex

(Source: theclearlydope, via caseyanthonyofficial)

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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(via tyleroakley)

parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

magnacarterholygrail:

2008 | 2014 — S L A Y  M E  O N I K A 

(via jesuschristvevo)

bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

(Source: ahrned, via jesuschristvevo)

(Source: darksilenceinsuburbia, via condommodel)

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

(via iamthewhitegirl)

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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(Source: alienfucks, via sniffing)