(Source: reolix, via rlmjob)



My local water park is draining their pools but before they do they’re having a ‘Doggy Day’ where you can bring your dogs and have them splash around and play for awhile


(via iamthewhitegirl)


me on the first date

(Source: bricesander, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(via handjob)




Here’s a lifehack for you on this fine monday: If it is Monday-Saturday, you have mail in your mailbox and you might want to go get it. 

I’m a little skeptical about this, if someone tries it let me know about your experience

I tried it and It is 100% guaranteed working and serious 



Asexuality is an orientation in which a person does not experience sexual attraction to any sex and/or gender. They do not feel an intrinsic desire to make sex a part of their relationships with other people. However they may still be able to experience other types of attraction, and desire relationships with other people.

Check out the following websites to learn more about asexuality, join in on the community, and/or help increase asexual visibility and education.

Asexual Visibility and Education Network

International Asexuality Conference
(Worldpride Toronto 2014 Affiliate Event) (June 28, 2014)

Asexual Things (asexual vis/ed tumblr blog)

Reblog and boost, as my sister is asexual and is almost never understood.

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step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

(via cumleak)


hit on me so i can reject u

(via urbancatfitters)


it;s just a fuckign cardigan 

(Source: chitzybitch)

(Source: kazekagays, via 90s90s90s)


Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

(Source: 90s90s90s, via iamthewhitegirl)

(Source: rumoko, via hallekiefer)

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time