lanashiftdelrey:

friends: how can u still wear black, its summer

me:

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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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bucky barnes + cards against humanity (insp.)

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haskull:

haskull:

fcottm:

haskull:

Reblog to Activate the Bees

how do I turn it off???????????????????????

Click the button below to Deactivate the Bees.
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(Disclaimer: The above button does not actually deactivate the bees and was placed here only for the emotional reassurance of any individual who may be afraid of bees. Once an individual has reblogged this post, the bees are activated and cannot be stopped.)

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definited:

when your mother repeats what you have to do a thousand times

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werewolfau:

At a deposition, Ferguson’s former police chief revealed that his staff did not keep records of incidents in which officers used force against citizens, so long as no one died; in other words, there was no way of telling how often incidents like Davis’ happened.

remember shit like this when they talk about how mike brown’s shooter had no disciplinary record

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thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

my blog is like this fucking grab bag except you never exactly know what you’re going to get in said bag

is it fandom???

is it feminist rants???

is it food???

who knows you could probably find a fucking crocodile in there

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tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

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dangit-jim:

add this the list of things that are NOT okay.

stepped on a lego

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the avengers + tumblr text posts part 2 (part 1)

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edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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