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my friends allergic to peanuts but really wanted to try a reeses so she ate 2 then injected herself with the epi pen hella fast and i freaked out but she loved them so she does it sometimes??
I’m a gemini and it’s 100% accurate
In which i am charlieissocoollike
I’m an aries and I can tell you that’s 100% true as well.
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Put your car keys beside your bed at night.
Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.
If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.
This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It’s a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage.
If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won’t stick around. After a few seconds, all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won’t want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.
aka a redneck security alarm. the family from duck dynasty would love this idea.
being a female sucks. i got a cavity filled, an hpv shot, and my period all on the same day, goddamn. all i wanna do is eat ice cream and watch clueless but my fucking jaw and arm are too busy fucking killing me, holy shit.
9 Comedy Movies That Should Actually Be Terrifying
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Some of our most beloved comedies have premises that are anything but amusing. When you take away all the wacky music and the zany jokes, there are plot descriptions left that are completely terrifying. See if you can figure out which comedy is being described when from the barebones concept. Good luck!
isn’t the two cops pic basically the movie “the other guys”?