oreides:

birdsarelikeawesomeman:

The more I watch the funnier it gets

(Source: cashewmonster, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

viciousdoughnut:

september? more like october preparation month

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

whoredinarygirl:

knowing you have school tomorrow

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(via iamthewhitegirl)

radbun:

radbun:

is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out

please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

frickin-plot-twist:

*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message* 

(Source: olympercy, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

arkhamboundz:

Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

image

(via iamthewhitegirl)

toke-the-smoke:

Date night

(Source: ghostlytreats, via iamthewhitegirl)

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

(via sniffing)

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

(via sniffing)

morgrana:

dead-pendragon:

hOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A PLANE THO

you forget to cherish it

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

pondprincen:

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

this is also a less important point, but still worth noting: DO NOT “come out” as an ally. don’t you dare.

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

(via sniffing)

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy, via iamthewhitegirl)

heypeasants:

so much drama in one photo

(Source: glitterdivas, via jesuschristvevo)

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

(via unclefather)