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zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

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cognitivedissonance:

ajantas:

oh my god I’m laughing so hard

When straight white boys ask why people hate them, show them this.

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h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

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tylerchokely:

cumnog:

harrystylesdildo:

Calling Ciara a flop won’t make you any more relevant than the person she ordered McDonald’s from last week.

Why you gotta bring her coworkers into this?

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latteos:

people who say ‘hi’ but never message you again

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iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

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drakefanclub:

GET THIS OFF MY DASH

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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

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New song called I like u but the homies dont so bye lol sike na hmu on da sneak

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theangelthatfellfordean:

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

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teenbitch:

how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

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